Narrator: But so what! When even a God as mighty and righteous as Indra, one who could have his pleasures with the most seductive houris, nymphs, yakshas and apsaras of heaven, whose consort and wife - a goddess! - was renowned in the three realms for her beauty - when even He could be led astray by his lust for a mortal woman, then what chance do we poor men have!
"Hey uncle!" a voice from the back comes. "Are you telling us a story, or just day-dreaming about women? This story isn't going anywhere!"