Amar: Thinking of taking a trip across Russia.
Anthony: The Trans-Siberian?
Amar: Yeah.
Anthony: Ever wondered why they haven't written any murder mystery on board the Trans-Siberian?
Amar: It's a bloody long journey man.
Anthony: More time to kill a lot of people then.
Amar: Who are you gonna kill? Why would any famous or glamorous people travel to Valdivostok? What is Vladivostok's claim to fame, a bloody long railline to Moscow!
Anthony: True. But just to be in the safe side, leave the train if you see a well-dressed Belgian with a meticulous moustache.