I was speaking to one of my cool brothers this weekend. He said:
"A laptop would have been really useful, but I bought a rifle instead."
I felt sudden urge to yell that mysterious "west punjab!" shit that guy on that tv show was saying. (see here)
Wait wait wait! You see the whole country of the system is juxtapositioned by the haemoglobin in the atmosphere because you are a sophisticated rhetorician intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity!