It was a girl...

"It was a girl...if the writer may perpetrate one of the most inadequate statements in contemporary literature"
Vendetta for the Saint, Leslie Roberts

Who would have thought after watching that awful movie that a book involving the Saint might actually be amusing. So far so good for a series of books I didn't even realise existed until a a few hours ago. From an entirely different context, another quote:
Homer Simpson: Aw, it's a boy! And WHAT a boy!
Dr Hibbert: That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.