If Amar Akbar Anthony travelled together around Europe...

It never happened, but if it had, it would have happened like this:

Three shady looking and badly dressed desi men travel around Europe with backpacks scaring innocent train passengers and immigration officials...what a gang! There should be a movie about our train trip. I can see it now. We will probably have to ask the train driver to slow down so the various attractive vixens who cross our paths can dance scandalously on top of the train...

Naturally there will be a bunch of sexy desi girls in mini skirts travelling together in the same train as us. There will probably also be an Egyptian spy carrying top secret documents about the American-Zionist plot to invade the Islamic holy-places, but he will probably get killed by the Israeli Mossad femme fatale with tight leather pants and bountiful cleavage. However, he would have hours before slipped the secret disc containing the information into Anthony's coat pocket.

Then with time running out, and various sinister parties chasing us, we will have to go to Southall for a dinner meeting with a one-eyed man called Mogambo Gabbar Singh, and meet our contact from ISI in a shady nightclub where an Indian...

You get the idea...